Anderson On-Screen

I went to one of the most serious, intense acting conservatories in the county. The Hollywood Reporter ranked it like, number three in the world or something, and that’s gotta be backed up by objective data. You can’t just make something like that up arbitrarily. It’s like saying you have the world’s best pancakes. You have to have the data to back it up.

Anyway, like so many millennials, I made the incredibly good financial decision to dedicate four years and tens of thousands of dollars to cry in tights in front of mirrors while absolutely butchering Chekhov, so please, for the love of God, hire me to act or I might start to question whether or not that was money well spent.

What I’m trying to say is while my first love will always be making people laugh with sophisticated, witty repartee like saying “Doo-doo”, I am first and foremost a classically trained actor capable of profound emotional depth and nuance… like getting hit in the nuts, falling over, tearing my pants, and farting.